11:28 PM

Shit and Other Toilet Talk

I have so many quarks and weird hang-ups about me that it's ridiculous. As far as I know I'm the only person in the world who when I go the bathroom in the middle of the night to drop deuce actually checks under the toilet bowl and seat and lid just to make sure there's not a spider there. I've always been afraid that at some point in my life a spider's going to crawl up my asshole by surprise. The odds have to point to it happening at some point?

6:14 PM


I haven't really decided what to do with this website. Lord knows I don't post enough on my primary one to warrant having a second site but whatever. We'll figure something out...

Stay Tuned.