12:06 PM

Why Does Your Belly Button Stink?

Seriously, dude. There's no reason it should smell the way it does. It's not an asshole. It doesn't even perform any specific function except just chilling there. You forget you even have a belly button until every so often you look down while showering and clean it out with your washcloth then smell the washcloth and then think "Damn, I should have used toilet paper for this. I don't wipe my ass with a washcloth and it smells almost exactly the same."